This is the way the world ends, folks: not with a bang, but with a bacon shortage.
That's right!
The National Pig Association in Britain recently announced that a drought causing less feed for the pigs of the world means that the amount of pork available next year will drop, and prices will rise.
On the bright side, maybe we'll see a decrease in heart disease next year? But, on the other hand, no bacon??
If you need us in 2013, we'll just be hanging out in the meat section of the grocery store, crying.
DiD yOu KnOw? ... The pork shortage might be a good thing, considering all the buzz this year from a study that found just how risky it is to eat meat. Read all about it, here.
Video: Nick Offerman's Slam Poem to Bacon
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