Mitt Romney can't spell.

Mark Zuckerberg got married. 

And, just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, Bravo's Andy Cohen discovered that many of this year's Miss USA contestants can't name the Vice President of the United States.

Andy -- who hosted the Miss USA Pageant with Giuliana Rancic Sunday night -- decided to do a little questioning of his own with the contestants on his "Watch What Happens Live" talk show. So, he asked his guests, Steve Guttenberg and Joey Lawerence, how many young women from the pageant they thought could name the Vice President of the United States.

Only five out of 11 could name Veep Joe Biden, which means one of two things: either Miss USA contestants should prep for the event by reading Glittarazzi or pageant officials should start requiring that its competitors have an I.Q. minimum of 85.

Watch Andy's quiz here. (It's pretty depressing.)

TOP PHOTO: Miss New Jersey doesn't know Joe.

 
PHOTO: Miss Montana didn't realize that the waves of grain in the song America the Beautiful are amber.

 
PHOTO: Miss West Virginia knows her stuff -- and, she knows that Joe Biden is our Vice President.