Meet Bill Warren.

He's kind of a big a name in the world of underwater treasure salvage. (Yeah, some people just lead more exciting lives than the rest of us.)

He also doesn't believe that the United States really killed Osama bin Laden last May. So, Bill's been searching for it -- since the day the U.S. Navy dumped the body of the slain terrorist into the ocean.

And, now, Bill says he's found the body.

Currently working for the Azerbaijan government, Bill told reporters that he just needs $200,000 in financing to rent the proper diving equipment to get the body and perform DNA tests that will prove whether or not Osama was really killed by Seal Team Six. He hopes to begin the salvage this summer -- if he's not assassinated by the U.S. government as a cover up. (No, seriously, he said he's worried about that).

So, where is Osama's body? According to Bill, it's "200 miles to the west of the Indian city of Surat." (Don't even pretend like you know where that is without looking on Google Maps first.)

We're not sure how we feel about this ... because any discovery of the location of the body means we're one step closer to the extremely slim chance of a zombie Osama bin Laden.

And nobody wants that.