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End Game: Secret Service Hooker Scandal Travels The Water Coolers Of America

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Punishment has been served on those naughty agents.

The Secret Service has confirmed that one agent was fired, one was allowed to retire, and another quit.

So, we thought we'd share this cartoon with you -- which features them, and their Colombian prostitutes -- and some of our favorite tweets:

  • "Teacher says every time a bell rings a Cartagena hooker is stiffed by the Secret Service!" - @jpodhoretz
  • "Who thought it was a good idea for Carlos Mencia to serve as the "translator" for the Colombian Secret Service hooker?" - @MichaelBerrySho
  • "I'm sucking down this mojito like a Columbian hooker on a Secret Service agent." - @ZoeyalaMode
  • "Cartagena is apparently the place to be! Secret Service Colombian Hooker Scandal Now a Hooker-and-Blow Scandal." - @nidarasheed
  • "Tempted to make jokes about the low wages paid to the US Secret Service guys. Thus unable to afford an $800 a night hooker. Will refrain." - @ChrisBulow


All we can say is that we hope they had a lot of fun with those hookers. Tsk, tsk.


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